It wasn't me that heard the preacher at the funeral for my step father use my husband's first name as my last name. It certainly wasn't me that also got a note under her hotel room door using Mr. & Mrs. (Insert Maiden name here) I haven't used that name in 10 years lol. I guess it would also be important to tell you that my husband paid for the room with his credit card.
It wasn't my child (Skylar) that said Don't ever stick play doh up your nose holes because it doesn't feel good. My daughter would certainly ever give you the impression she isn't a lady.
It wasn't my child (William) who had a full on conversation with grasshoppers at Whataburger. I tried to get a video of it and I mean it was complete with raspberries and more! So animated and serious lol.
These certainly aren't my children in these pictures either.
|Hey what are you looking at?|
|I told Skylar jokingly get down and milk the cow lol. She always takes me seriously|
|Hey Ma what comes out this end?|